Leo comes in the room wearing scuba gear
Leo: OK. The toilet's clean, the bathtub's clean, the sink is clean, and may I just say, you people are disgusting!
Tasha: Here is your chore money.
Leo: Sweet! I have enough money to see the new pig zombie movie AND get a t-shirt. (in announcer voice) Pig zombie cruise ship massacre in 3D! Hungry hogs on the high seas.
Tasha: Leo, I don't want you wasting your brain, your money, or your time on that trash. You are not going to see pig zombies; end of discussion.
Tasha: (disapproving noise)
Leo: Can I --
Tasha : (another disapproving noise)
Leo: Glad to see we were able to talk this out.
Adam, Bree and Chase come in
Adam: Leo, I know you wanna be a superhero but that's the worst costume ever.
Leo: I was cleaning the bathroom so I could get some money to see my favorite movie. But someone, who shall remain nameless (looks at Tasha) won't let me go.
Chase: Wait a minute. You get paid money just for cleaning stuff?
Tasha: Oh yeah! Most kids have chores. You clean things around the house, and then your parents give you money.
Bree: I want chores!
Chase: I want money!
Adam: Oh, I want a big furry hat so I can wear it to scare animals!
Leo: You guys can finish my chores. There's no reason for me to have money since Ms. Bank Manager put a freeze on my fun account.
Bree: So, where should we start?
Tasha: just look around the house and see what needs to be cleaned.
Adam: I got this.
Adam picks up the couch
Adam: Oh! That's where I left my lucky floss!
Chase: If you use that, I will hurl.
Adam: And then I will clean up that hurl. Ka-ching!
Adam uses floss
Music as they clean the house
Bree: Perfect! You could eat off this floor.
Adam: Could, an, and will!
Tasha comes in
Tasha: Wow. You guys just did a day's worth of work in 3 minutes. You know, if this mission thing doesn't work out, I could buy a minivan, and we could open up a cleaning service! Here you go.
Tasha gives them the money
Bree: Oh, mama just got a new pair of shoes!
Chase: I am now worth 7 dollars.
Adam: I wish I knew how to count.
Tasha: Just make sure you spend your money responsibly.
a few days later
Adam: Hey guys! I got my new spray-on jeans!
Adam sprays jeans
Chase: How is that responsible spending?
Adam: 27 pairs in one can! That's one for every day of the month!
Theme song plays
Adam: Hey guys! The neighbors are selling their stuff in the front yard. I spent my last 5 bucks on this whole basket of used socks!
Chase: You don't even wear socks.
Adam: Hello? Sock puppets?
Bree: Well, I spent my chore money starting my hideous babies collection. There's Lip Sore Lizzie, Payback Peggie, and limited edition : Triple-Chin Chuck.
Adam: What'd you buy Chase?
Chase: I bought financial security. That's right, just me and my money for the rest of my life. I'm saving every last dollar. Friends come and go, but money is forever.